Is that English?
abcd efg hijk jk jk jk

Nov
03

Like I said to Mika-chan while we were plowing through episode after episode of Black.White., “America once again working out issues though its preferred format: reality television.”

I’m not gonna lie; as cheesy and manipulatively cathartic as it was, i was crying hard watching the big group hug at the end of Black.White. (with kickin’ song by Ice Cube, “get your race card!!?!/1?” yey!) Also, as god-awful as Rose’s slam poetry was, oh dear, did it make me weepy! ;(

And as easy as it is to participate in a group hug half-heartedly, i was so moved to see the two families holding each other, not just for a couple seconds, but actually lingering, swaying, as a group, back and forth, for a good whole minute or so…that was just….yea, I am such a whimp.

Also, how fun is it to watch people who hate each other force a group hug? Truly American.

At the same time it must be said that the show’s captivating power was one half lulZ, one half hope, and 6 parts horror.

The “bitch incident” (in which the white lady Carmen called the black lady Renee a “bitch” as a term of endearment) was brought up every episode, and rightfully so, though there were really plenty of cringe-worthy moments of the white couple trying and failing to act “black” that could have been mentioned.
The whole thing got me to thinking about language and why it was necessary in the first place to give the families lists of words typically used by the opposite race.

I think “black English” is a real category of the English language, but…perhaps it would have been wise just to have some kind of discussion about why certain words should be avoided (n word), the history behind them, etc.
Though I think it still stands alone, as a testament to the strength of black culture, I think Black English, these days, is pretty mainstream, and does not require an explanation. (I am probably very wrong about this.)
These particular whites were just too corny and not “with it” enough to understand that no one ever uses the word “jiving”, as in “when the white people leave, do you all start jiving together?(sic)”

Hey, I am jiving on the internetz about you right now, white lady (a.k.a white “creature”)!!! I love to jive with my fellow internet creatures! Gives me hope for the future.
In conclusion: don’t say racist things. It adds like, 200 years on camera. and makes you look fat.

An epic LOLZ at: Renee goes to first a bible study, then a knitting circle, then a scrap booking club in search of white friends.
She said: “White culture…this is it?…its so boring!” in regards to the knitting circle, and oh how I lol’ed and lol’ed (a very boring lol, btw, omg, srsly).

Nov
01

Mika-chan introduced me to the warm bosom that is ANTM, and i am totally, totally, obnoxiously addicted. Hopefully my attention span will help me out of this little mess, but for now, 3 hours in front of the computer screen with Tyra and Co. sounds like my kind of night(s).

I am going to make more of a conscious effort to abide by the rules of proper English and use CAPS when the are necessary. This is going to be difficult.

Nov
01

nuanced essays about race in ‘merica. Eula Biss, I salute you!

Oct
29

brought hand-picked flowers today by one of these most excellent boys. it was a good day.

Oct
28

what a pity, i left my non-existent cadillac in philly!
…but not my gansta lean.

bought the lonely planet guide to Spain, and getting totally AMPED for my travels, despite fiscal apprehension…what recession?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHA…not.

got into a conversation with the two secretaries from work today. usually not much passes between us in the way of conversation, but today was my last day at that school branch(there are two), so i guess it was cathartic enough for an brief exchange of civilities. one secretary told me, when i mentioned how my boyfriend worked all the time, that i need to “train him”, “like a dog”. I know she is kind of obsessed with her own dog, so i guess she is a woman who likes to be in control. which is cool, and i can dig it. unfortunately(?) the mental image of me training my bf, or anyone, makes me nervous, flustered and a little dizzy. i just don’t got the whiles, feminine, or the brute strength, masculine for such an indevour, me thinks. i am probably TEh wORST at confrontation. that secretary should actually probably train me in said area. :o

talked to my moms this morning (one of the few peeps who actually reads this blog i think, hi, mom!). …just givin’ a shout out. thank you for never having mentioned my grammatical errors on this blog when we talk :)

Oct
08

is this heart expanding, cause, really, what else can this heart do?

Oct
05

so the latest music vid by eric wareheim is out, and like his others, it will go on my “hits” list (not just because there is more lisping by a main lip-syncer). the glitter, spandex, the non-stop make outs…add it up, and its every worthwhile fantasy of mine, ever. thanks for making my dreams a reality, EW!

also: why do so many peeps get freaked by things like “dance floor dale”?
eric is just too real for the haterz.

Oct
03

apparently 6 million years ago or something, pre-people people were like way into monogamy. pre-women like Ardi whiled away the hours fantasizing about sex with the bristly penised, big balled pre-alpha-male next door and storing up resentment toward their provider (read: negligent) husbands.
These proto-breadwinner dudes knew their only chance with said ladies was to figure out how to walk on two legs instead of four. then, they could carry more food back to greedy, manipulative wimyns, who worn out from sex with their raging, unemployable neighborhood hulk, would give it up to the guy that found them some wild figs.

unfortunately no books by Judy Blume were around to enlighten pre-pre-teen ladies about menstration, so a pre-women`s dependence on TEH loser MAN also seemed to hinge on her inability to know when she was ovulating, and thus couldnt cuckold her hapless, work-a-holic partner successfully enough.

and so it was that the glorious social contract of sex for food (marriage) taught us to walk on two peds rather than four, giving us all bad posture and weakly hubands with penis bristle-deficiency.

Oct
03

助けてくれぇ。。。たすけてくれぇ。。

takashi taniguchi-san-san, you are an inspiration and inspired!

Sep
29

I know we aren’t frenemies, but could it be that up till now we’ve been nothing but false friends?

you say カニング、and I think you think I’m smart.
you say かわいいパンツ and I think you like my jeans.
you say, カモーン、and I feel you’re being pushy.

any one think of any good gairaigo not on the list?